you're 10x hotter when you threaten me w bodily harm
ok asshole give me a bit
( he does not keep cat treats on hand, crais. pitstop for The Goods first, where he spends approximately ten minutes in an empty aisle squinting at a various array of cat-related items. fifteen minutes later, with a bag of treats safely tucked under his elbow, he stands outside crais' door and knocks twice.
cheekily, when crais opens the door: ) You wanna frisk me first, officer?
( no gun today, just a single blade tucked in his boot. old habit, deeply ingrained. )
no subject
ok asshole
give me a bit
( he does not keep cat treats on hand, crais. pitstop for The Goods first, where he spends approximately ten minutes in an empty aisle squinting at a various array of cat-related items. fifteen minutes later, with a bag of treats safely tucked under his elbow, he stands outside crais' door and knocks twice.
cheekily, when crais opens the door: ) You wanna frisk me first, officer?
( no gun today, just a single blade tucked in his boot. old habit, deeply ingrained. )