[ He sits with his back against the sofa's arm, one knee pulled up and pressed into the back, the other foot on the floor. Stays there looking flatly unimpressed and lets out a bark of (unamused) laughter. ]

Congratulations! I'm glad to know that you're continuing to prove to yourself that you can be stupider than you already were. Call me in advance next time and I'll bring a bottle along so we can celebrate your similarities to an angry fish fighting a mirror in the moment instead of after the fact.

[ He's not afraid of you, at all. He's afraid for you. ]