next time don't get me a cake made out of fucking fondant you heathen
( straight into the trash it went. he kept the card. )
tempting offer but you don't generally waterboard me w affection unless i've done sth to piss you off or otherwise irritate you whatever it is bc i'm absolutely not abt to start guessing, they probably deserved it
no subject
( straight into the trash it went. he kept the card. )
tempting offer but you don't generally waterboard me w affection unless i've done sth to piss you off or otherwise irritate you
whatever it is bc i'm absolutely not abt to start guessing,
they probably deserved it