your source is incorrectly biased and not to be trusted i can swing a 200 meter shot on half a bottle of whiskey easy, little league shit
( where that shot ends up is another question entirely, but felix has always had a knack for making shots that shouldn't theoretically be possible, much to ortez's frequent chagrin and confusion.
luckily for felix, and maybe sharkface, he's so pleasantly buzzed that he doesn't particularly give a fuck about the casual nature of this conversation and what it might entail for their quote-unquote relationship. he stays curled on his side in bed, cradling his helmet against his chest in one arm, slanted toward him so he can peer into it between slow, sipping swigs of whiskey. cheap shit, bad aftertaste. it gets the job done. )
you're free to test my research but let the record show that i'll fuck your sweet ass up drunk or sober
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i can swing a 200 meter shot on half a bottle of whiskey easy, little league shit
( where that shot ends up is another question entirely, but felix has always had a knack for making shots that shouldn't theoretically be possible, much to ortez's frequent chagrin and confusion.
luckily for felix, and maybe sharkface, he's so pleasantly buzzed that he doesn't particularly give a fuck about the casual nature of this conversation and what it might entail for their quote-unquote relationship. he stays curled on his side in bed, cradling his helmet against his chest in one arm, slanted toward him so he can peer into it between slow, sipping swigs of whiskey. cheap shit, bad aftertaste. it gets the job done. )
you're free to test my research but let the record show that i'll fuck your sweet ass up drunk or sober