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TEXT / VOICE / VIDEO / ACTION NOTE: felix generally responds to everything in text, even voice or video calls. expect 90% of his replies to be text-based regardless of urgency.

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sufficient enough praise for my bloated ego ig
you may proceed
insert physical flourish here

( that's felix for: what's up, baby? )

1/3

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I

2/3

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Love

3/3

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You.

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( when they ask u how u are and u just have to say that ur fine but ur not really fine )

i'm like 5000% too sober for your particular brand of carebear bullying crais

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That's not my fault or my problem and you can't stop me.

Also: what the frell is a carebear and do you want to fuck?

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( allow him exactly 1.5 minutes in duplicity's equivalent of paint. )



they're magical bears powered by love or some other vague hippie shit
like this but moderately less cursed

you gonna insist i hold my gun again if i say yes?

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Are you sure you're from earth?

[ He thinks this is an actual animal now. Congratulations. ]

that really depends on you and whether you act like I'm supposed to care that you're armed, or make a point of telling me you're always armed.

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grossly offended that you think i'm an earther
i'm from tribute which is like 10 light-years from the sol system

hey let's not go hog fucking wild here like you didn't EXPLICITLY tell me you had a friend chilling mysteriously in the bg just in case shit went sideways

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'Friend'.

If you don't think being fairly convinced you were an absolute psycho who would shoot me didn't influence my determination to convince you to disarm yourself, you're an idiot.

And you're an idiot, but not that kind of idiot.

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a """"friend"""" who, may i remind you, was an alleged doppelganger of the exact man who had v recently tried to brutally murder me more than once

( and who felix stabbed repeatedly, but u know. details. )

anyway, bygones. whatever. you were an unknown at the time
and i dropped the gun bc you also insisted on holding hands

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Cyram is well over 6 feet tall, doesn't have a single scar anywhere on his body and has both his eyes. They're not that similar.

And you dropped the gun because it became annoying.

And you started the handholding when we met in that Camp.

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crais i don't know the fucking guy
i just know the shit you tell me and you told me, in these exact words: "my ride home is the guy who looks like ephemera"
you can't just say the "e" word at me and not expect a nuclear meltdown of tbh relatively mild proportion, all things considered i feel like i handled that p maturely

only bc you were losing your shit
notice how nothing is ever my fault

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I was literally melting down.

I've noticed. I'm ignoring it because I love you.

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guess that's what happens to a motherfucker who grows up in space
zero tolerance for heat

you wanna fuck me or you wanna love me? can't do both simultaneously

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It isn't about where I grew up - it's species wide. Our nervous system shuts down under temperatures that don't seem to particularly bother humans.

And I can do whatever the frell I want with my emotions, and they certainly don't prevent me fucking anyone.

...except Beck.

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does your species even have a home planet?

not even gonna ask who beck is bc you seem to know every single person in this goddamn city
mr popular, my little social extraterrestrial butterfly
bursting with love and spite

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Not that I know of, but I was born on a planet and a minority live their entire lives on one.

...Beck. Owns the Sinema. Arrogant and stupid. terrible businessman. Relatively unimportant and I do not know everyone in this city.

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out of idle curiosity, are you ok in the cold or is it just the heat

if he was that unimportant you wouldn't namedrop him randomly
sounds like he's living in your head rent free
you want me to ice him for you?

( joking but also not really )

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I appreciate the sentiment [ He actually does; it makes him all warm and fuzzy ] but I'm experimenting to see how far I can push before he fires me. It's a good distraction. I am definitely not letting him into my head.

I'm not immune to cold but it isn't a problem unless it's extreme by even human standards. Why, planning to take me to a sauna?

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k well offer stands
you want a motherfucker dead, i kill motherfuckers
relationship of convenience

( spurred by a combination of actually giving a fuck about crais and wholly not giving a fuck about the consequences. )

can't a man ask questions abt his only alien friend without being accused of plotting his murder

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It wasn't an accusation - and you can ask all the questions you'd like.

Cold is fine. Heat is terrible - it won't kill me but it will eventually lead to an irreversible catatonic state which, here in particular, means someone should kill me. Most of my senses seem to be slightly better than most humans. I don't have kidneys. that's all I've actually managed to gather.

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you know i've never met an alien that looks like an actual person? not once in 32 yrs
kind of fucked w my head for a while
you're so... fleshy
you don't even have fangs or talons or like a weird pocket dick

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I've heard stories from Ephemera about the sort of aliens you were fighting. That would mess with anyone's head.

I was a little surprised by how much humans look like Sebaceans, too. Most of the species I knew didn't. Talons, spikes, blue, defensive vomiting, electric whip tongues, but nothing anything near as... similar as humans.

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yeah the covies were mean motherfuckers
but we still signed a peace treaty like they didn't bomb whole planets to shit so ?? who the fuck won, really

( hard to not have a kneejerk aversion to alien anything after being born into a war that only ended because some spartan behemoth kamikazed the truth and reconciliation into debris and shrapnel. crais is the only chill alien in existence, in felix's book. )

maybe we're like super distant cousins seven times removed