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There's buttercream under the fondant, you uncultured swine. Eat more cake.

[ God knows Crais does. ]

I am absolutely sure you know how to handicap him out of armor.

my body is a fucking temple, crais
i'm extremely fussy w what goes into it

( except when it comes to liquor, drugs, or dick, apparently. )

well that's the problem
he didn't come at me out of rig
wasn't gonna systematically strip him out of it just to avoid scratching the paint

To who, the god of war and fucked up soldiers? If so I can set up an alter in my living but I don't think he'd enjoy it very much.

You exasperate the fuck out of me.

no thanks
i'll be my own god

i exasperate the fuck out of most people

( it's kind of his thing. )

I don't think what you most inspire people to is exactly exasperation.

And you can't be your own god. You don't like yourself that much and you like other people liking you less.

oh crais
sometimes you get me so wrong
i am a full-fledged narcissist
there is no one in this entire universe i love more than myself

( b-side: there's no one he hates more than himself, either. )

what'd he tell you? did he mention that HE came after ME, or was he too busy painting himself as the victim?

I appreciate your attempt at manipulating me into believing that 'no one you love more than you love yourself' means anything.

He did tell me he came after you

not manipulation
fact
i am what i am
sth you should remember more often

so? what is it? you're salty 'cause i defended myself?

I know what you are and I'm not likely to forget it. It doesn't actually change anything.

No, I am literally salty that you set up a scenario that was going to lead to me having more work and salt is a byproduct of sweat. I'm frankly impressed you haven't actually killed him.

that was clever
so far i've done a quasi-decent job in keeping the city's eyes off me
i don't wanna piss off the powers that be into drugging me into docile submission so they can brainwash me into the good little sub they were banking on when they plucked my fucking corpse out of some mangled fold in the universe and breathed new life into it
like i was supposed to be goddamn thankful
this is how i say thank you

wash isn't a boy scout, crais
neither is ephemera
neither is drake
they know what they're doing when they fuck w me

I don't know what a boyscout is, but context clues are good enough in this isntance.

Are you absolutely out of your mind at the moment or am I doing something particular that makes you think I've become some sort of idiot idealist?

i think i never know what the fuck you expect from me

That's because you keep looking for expectations.

I don't have any.

You're going to do what you do. I'm going to get cranky about it, sometimes. I'm going to keep refusing to go away and caring about you, anyway.