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[unlawful]

TEXT / VOICE / VIDEO / ACTION NOTE: felix generally responds to everything in text, even voice or video calls. expect 90% of his replies to be text-based regardless of urgency.

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[protocol]

Then we're set, aren't we?

I'll get the paperwork out of the way, give you a time and place to meet me to sign it. No limo and no roses, that ship's sailed.

[unlawful]

but i was rly looking forward to a limo

[protocol]

Just the limo?

[unlawful]

maybe a bottle of decent whiskey too
i'll pass on the roses

[protocol]

What about my plans for your big day out? It was all specially customized for you, after all.

[unlawful]

def fed my occasionally bloated ego and constant need for praise so you were spot on there
i think some of it was more for you than me tho

[protocol]

Only occasionally bloated? That's news to me.

Just because it was your big day out doesn't mean I can't have some fun with it.

[unlawful]

sometimes it bloats to an unwarranted size
but generally it stays within the goldilocks range

( the goldilocks range being a galaxy-sized ego. )

you have a few reoccurring themes of ur own

[protocol]

I'm gonna say your ego always needs a little cutting down to size.

[ u egomaniac. ]

Such as?

[unlawful]

a distinct need to cut me down to size, for instance
and how much you get off on hurting me during sex
i can't tell if the latter is just a you thing or if it's partially a me thing exacerbating a mostly dormant issue

[protocol]

Can't I just like hurting you because it's fun?

[unlawful]

not when it makes u cum as hard as it does
tho ig that's fun for you, isn't it?

[protocol]

Basically.

Did you want to talk about how much you like it when I hurt you, too?

[unlawful]

we can talk abt it if you want but that ain't specific to you

[protocol]

Neither is how much I like hurting you.

You are always very pretty in the moment, though. It's a good look for you.

[unlawful]

i'm offended by your implication that i'm not pretty all the time in every moment

[protocol]

You are.

I just like you better with a a bit more of my personal touch.

[unlawful]

prob bc you're a filthy bastard

[protocol]

Is that a complaint?

[unlawful]

almost always imo
not entirely sure what your deal is yet

[protocol]

Yet implies you're going to try and find out.

[unlawful]

finding shit out is what i do, wash
old habits die hard

[protocol]

You literally had access to an entire dossier on me.

[unlawful]

and yet i still failed to predict that you'd be a bit of a sadist

[protocol]

What did you think I'd be?