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[unlawful]

TEXT / VOICE / VIDEO / ACTION NOTE: felix generally responds to everything in text, even voice or video calls. expect 90% of his replies to be text-based regardless of urgency.

Comments

[braveoff]

uh no
because we've got a problem, then

you're going to keep hurting him

[unlawful]

am i fucking really?
i don't want any part of him

[braveoff]

well that's too fucking bad
because this place seems to love throwing you two together

[unlawful]

okay sweetheart walk me through your thought process here
what the fuck would you like me to do about it? politely ask our supreme rulers to keep us in separate corners like naughty children? play dead the next time i get cornered with him and he's two seconds from losing his shit?
i told you our business ended on chorus and i meant it

[braveoff]

don't call me sweetheart
if you don't fight back, he won't keep attacking
then again if you're willing to do that you're probably not the monster you're making yourself out to be

[unlawful]

duly noted sugar

( absolutely no comment on the rest of that. )

[braveoff]

felix

[unlawful]

be a good boy and play dead, got it

( he has no idea what ephemera has or hasn't told him because 90 percent of the reason their fights end is because felix stops attacking him, but that's not something he wants to give voice to for multiple reasons. )

[braveoff]

i'll see you around

[unlawful]

inevitably
have a lovely evening, like i said