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( suspicious squinting intensifies

several minutes later: )

how do you figure that

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One: You were thoughtful enough to leave me your knife and your rig to our good mutual friend Ephemera Sharkface, but there weren't any specifics to that stockpile of weapons you'd hoarded up without my notice. So they ended up with me.

You can have them back, on top of the permit. I might take a few things, if only as payment for having kept up with maintenance with them in your absence. I'm keeping the knife.

Two: Private housing's not just fine, but you can have a say in where we're going. I'm almost at a full year in this sex-fueled nightmare city, so if you're willing to wait for a few weeks, we'll have more options.

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( somehow he thought this would be a much harder sell. )

keep what you want, i don't give a shit
i'll replace whatever you take if i was esp fond of it
weapons are a dime a goddamn dozen in this place
just like weird sex toys

( the fact that someone hasn't yet profited on the marriage of both weapon and sex toy into one slightly horrific, lawsuit-happy union feels like a missed opportunity that felix is already primed to correct. )

sure
i can wait

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Then we're set, aren't we?

I'll get the paperwork out of the way, give you a time and place to meet me to sign it. No limo and no roses, that ship's sailed.

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but i was rly looking forward to a limo

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Just the limo?

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maybe a bottle of decent whiskey too
i'll pass on the roses

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What about my plans for your big day out? It was all specially customized for you, after all.

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def fed my occasionally bloated ego and constant need for praise so you were spot on there
i think some of it was more for you than me tho

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Only occasionally bloated? That's news to me.

Just because it was your big day out doesn't mean I can't have some fun with it.

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sometimes it bloats to an unwarranted size
but generally it stays within the goldilocks range

( the goldilocks range being a galaxy-sized ego. )

you have a few reoccurring themes of ur own

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I'm gonna say your ego always needs a little cutting down to size.

[ u egomaniac. ]

Such as?

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a distinct need to cut me down to size, for instance
and how much you get off on hurting me during sex
i can't tell if the latter is just a you thing or if it's partially a me thing exacerbating a mostly dormant issue

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Can't I just like hurting you because it's fun?

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not when it makes u cum as hard as it does
tho ig that's fun for you, isn't it?

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Basically.

Did you want to talk about how much you like it when I hurt you, too?

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we can talk abt it if you want but that ain't specific to you

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Neither is how much I like hurting you.

You are always very pretty in the moment, though. It's a good look for you.

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i'm offended by your implication that i'm not pretty all the time in every moment

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You are.

I just like you better with a a bit more of my personal touch.

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prob bc you're a filthy bastard

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Is that a complaint?

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almost always imo
not entirely sure what your deal is yet

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Yet implies you're going to try and find out.

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finding shit out is what i do, wash
old habits die hard