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[unlawful]

TEXT / VOICE / VIDEO / ACTION NOTE: felix generally responds to everything in text, even voice or video calls. expect 90% of his replies to be text-based regardless of urgency.

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[protocol]

[ this might just be text but somehow it's very clear that if they were talking in person wash would be able to say all this extremely matter-of-factly without missing a beat. it's somehow clearly not preplanned, but he can spin it up easily. ]

The limousine's actually our vehicle for a heist that's already all planned out so all you have to worry about is showing up and seducing a hapless drooling security chief and then killing people as necessary. The plan was detailed and meticulous but accounts for controlled chaos and room for you to improvise, including space for unnecessary showboating cruelty to anyone who happens to be around.

We get out and cruise off into the sunset still bloodied and adrenaline high, with money we don't even actually need and enough blackmail material to keep a few weapons manufacturers on their toes for years. There was a hidden compartment in our getaway vehicle where I surprise you with some experimental weapons I stole that are definitely unsafe and too destructive to trust to any single person. They're wrapped with a bow and a card that contains documentation for weapons purchase permits. I suck you off in the car while you play with your new toys.

We'd spend the night with you getting fucked as hard as you want and degraded more than you actually dare to ask for. You get filled up, slapped when you come, and pass out with me choking you on the bed. You probably manage to stab me at least once doing that. When you wake up, there's a news piece playing of an off-kilter security video from the heist where the caster talks about how cruel and terrifyingly efficient the attackers were, and the video's not clear enough to identify you but enough to add to your notoriety to anyone who knows you by reputation.

Maybe some flowers. Guess I don't know what kind you like, though.

[unlawful]

( well, that wasn't remotely the answer he was expecting. )

you seem to fantasize an awful lot abt how i like to be fucked

[protocol]

You asked, I answered.

Am I wrong?

[unlawful]

( not answering that trick ass question! )

i find it rly curious that you're actively choosing to contract w me for a third time
first time was a bizarre fluke, sure
the hand of fate fucking w the both of us
second time i figured you maybe wanted to keep me close to keep an eye on me

what's the excuse this time? same reason?

[protocol]

Not saying I'm wrong. Next time I'll try roses.

[ bitch. ]

Does there have to be a new reason?

[unlawful]

do you always answer a question w another question?
bc that shit is mad annoying

[protocol]

If I was keeping you close to keep an eye on you last time, I can do the same this time.

It just doesn't sound like you think that's the case.

[unlawful]

i'm not sure what the case is, wash

[protocol]

We both need a contract to get through this place. Mutual benefit. It's worked before, it can work again.

[unlawful]

i tried to kill you
multiple times

[protocol]

Can't say I'm thrilled about those attempts, but you've not managed it yet.

[unlawful]

not for lack of fucking trying

[protocol]

You're doing your best.

And you're wondering why I keep willingly subjecting myself to this shit with you instead of picking up a cute mild-mannered sub somewhere, is that it?

[unlawful]

it does raise a few concerning questions on your end, yes

[protocol]

Are you worried about me?

[unlawful]

wash i rly can't emphasize enough how little i am concerned with or abt you
call it childlike curiosity

[protocol]

Since it isn't doesn't actually have anything to do with what you're gonna get out of our apparent partnership, I'm just surprised you're bothering.

[unlawful]

oh i'm getting there
neatly rounds me out to my next point so ty for bringing us home

you're at a steeper disadvantage than i am by contracting w me

[protocol]

In what way?

[unlawful]

in a "felix has a few expectations" way
how bad do you wanna contract w me, wash?

[protocol]

So very, very badly.

Give me your list of demands.

[unlawful]

( joker voice: and here we go. )

first of all, non-negotiable:
i want a weapons permit
if you won't give me that much then you're wasting my time

second of all
i ain't living in that shithole in the up
i want private housing
also non-negotiable

third of all
my business is my own
you being my dom doesn't mean shit to me beyond convenience

[protocol]

[ his response comes almost immediately, like he really barely had to think about it. ]

Sure. And I can do you a few things better.

[unlawful]

( suspicious squinting intensifies

several minutes later: )

how do you figure that

[protocol]

One: You were thoughtful enough to leave me your knife and your rig to our good mutual friend Ephemera Sharkface, but there weren't any specifics to that stockpile of weapons you'd hoarded up without my notice. So they ended up with me.

You can have them back, on top of the permit. I might take a few things, if only as payment for having kept up with maintenance with them in your absence. I'm keeping the knife.

Two: Private housing's not just fine, but you can have a say in where we're going. I'm almost at a full year in this sex-fueled nightmare city, so if you're willing to wait for a few weeks, we'll have more options.